110+ Funny Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to LOL

If you’re interested in someone, sometimes trying some funny pick up lines on them can do just the trick to break the ice. Funny pick up lines are a great way to not only get a laugh out of someone, but to show that you have a fun personality. I mean, who doesn’t love a good funny pick up line? Pickup lines are entertaining, clever, and can be super flirty. Here is our compilation of funny pick up lines–the dirty ones and the innocent ones–you have to use on the person you’re crushing on.

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Funny Pick Up Lines: The Classics

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.

Clever and Funny Pick Up Lines

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

I’m Superman and you’re my Kryptonite.

Has anyone told you today that you look beautiful? Well, let me be the first.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

If I could rearrange the alphabet…I’d put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you WIFI? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Are you Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because you’re a dime.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

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Funny Pick Up Lines For the Flirts

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

Dirty, Yet Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Are you undressing me with your eyes?!

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Funny Pick Up Lines For the Foodies

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want S’more.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Nerdy and Funny Pickup Lines

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!

You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.

Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?

Hope you enjoyed these cheesy pick up lines!

About the author
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. Read more articles from January on Thought Catalog.

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