Aries
Gulliver. You’re adventurous. You want to see the world — but you’re a bit of a clutz sometimes.
Taurus
Sable. You’re shy at first, but as soon as you get to know someone, you’re an absolute delight. And you’re a hard worker, too.
Gemini
Timmy and Tommy. Although you look adorable on the outside, you’re secretly super smart. You’re good with money, good at what you do.
Cancer
Mabel. You’re family oriented. You spend as much time with your loved ones as you can. And you have an eye for fashion.
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Tom Nook. You are extremely innovative and helpful — but you never do anything unless you’re going to get something back in return.
Virgo
Orville. You’re sweet, you’re good at your job, and you always want everyone around you to be in a good mood.
Libra
Celeste. You could spend all day looking at the stars. You’re in awe of the universe and find it breathtakingly beautiful.
Scorpio
Flick or CJ. You are super artistic. And you have a best friend who you can’t shut up about because you’re so close.
Sagittarius
Redd. You’re a little sneaky. You know exactly how to get your way, even if it means telling little white lies here and there.
Capricorn
Blathers. You’re extremely intelligent and like to ramble on and on about everything you know.
Aquarius
K.K. Slider. You’re an artist. You could spend hours upon hours creating. It’s pretty much all you do.
Pisces
Isabelle. You like to hear yourself talk. You’re always rambling about a TV show you watched or a phone call with your parents. And everybody loves that about you. 
