The One Thing Each Zodiac Sign Should Stock Up On To Get Them Through Their Quarantines

The One Thing Each Zodiac Sign Should Stock Up On To Get Them Through Their Quarantines

Aries:

Drugs.

Taurus:

Whatever single candle the money left in your bank account can get you.

Gemini:

Windex for your mirrors. Self obsession stops for nothing.

Cancer:

Anything that will constantly validate you.

Leo:

Phone chargers, and backup battery banks.

Virgo:

Nothing. You have everything. You got it four months ago, just in case.

Libra:

A fire fit. You may be at home, but you are still going to look good doing it.

Scorpio:

Lube.

Sagittarius:

Anything but the plane ticket to Hawaii you’re considering. 

Capricorn:

Just convert your money to gold already, we know you’re already thinking about it.

Aquarius:

Gatorade for whatever inevitable come down you’re going to be experiencing 

Pisces:

Music to cry to.

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