1. My condom expires in 2020. Do you want to help me use it?

2. Got anyone to kiss at midnight yet?

3. I heard your resolution was to meet your soulmate. Well, I’m right here.

4. My resolution is to start making the first move.

5. At midnight, how would you like to go somewhere and feel my ball drop?

6. Want to start the new year with a bang?

7. Do you know it’s unlucky not to kiss anyone at midnight?

8. My resolution is to lose my virginity, wanna help?

9. Have you had enough champagne to think I’m cute yet?

10. Do you want to see two balls drop?

11. My New Year’s resolution is to get fewer restraining orders put on me. What’s yours?

12. If you get me in before the end of the year, you can write it off.

13. My new year’s resolution is to make you my girlfriend.

14. I’ve got a party hat. Want to be a noise maker?

15. Don’t leave the party too early. The last thing I want to say to you before we part is “good morning.”

16. Can I be your first mistake of the year?