25 Texts That Will Instantly Seduce A Scorpio

1. It’s crazy. Just seeing your name on my phone gets me horny.

2. I’m texting you one-handed. Any guesses why?

3. I can’t get you out of my head, but I’d rather have you in my mouth.

4. Can you come over tonight? I’m already in bed, but I don’t want to use it for sleeping.

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5. If you send me something sexy, I’ll send you something back.

6. I can’t decide between anal and oral, so I’m going to be greedy and ask for both tonight.

7. I miss your eyes… staring down at me while you’re deep in my throat.

8. I don’t know where I want to kiss you when we see each other again — your neck, your chest, your hips. There are so many good options.

9. I miss having your taste in my mouth.

10. I came really hard while looking at that picture you sent me.

11. I’m soaking wet and waiting…

12. Come over here so I can make you come.

13. I can’t stop thinking about how good you look underneath me.

14. I want to cover your neck in bite marks.

15. No one can turn me on as easily as you can.

16. It’s not fair for you to be this far away when I’m this horny.

17. You’ve been working so hard lately, but don’t worry, my tongue can help you relax later.

18. Did I ever mention your moans are the sexiest sound in the world?

19. I’m getting my nails done this morning. I can’t wait to dig them into your back tonight.

20. We haven’t done it in public in a while. Let’s fix that soon?

21. I want to touch you, lick you, bite you, taste you… I can’t think of anything I don’t want to do to you.

22. I can’t sleep well without your body pressed against mine.

23. I wish you were here instead of my vibrator.

24. I don’t know whether I miss your smile or your cock more.

25. If I turn you on this much over text, imagine what I could do to you in person. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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