Aries
He’s swamped with work.
Taurus
He’s worried he doesn’t have anything interesting to say.
Gemini
He’s out having fun with his friends.
Cancer
He is trying to play hard to get.
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He’s out with another girl.
Virgo
He’s writing and rewriting his text, trying to come up with something clever to say.
Libra
He doesn’t want to lead you on.
Scorpio
He hasn’t actually checked his phone in hours.
Sagittarius
He’s not in the mood to talk right now.
Capricorn
He’s not as interested in you as you are in him.
Aquarius
He doesn’t want to come on too strong.
Pisces
He’s busy texting other people. 
