Aries

The baggage they have from past relationships.

Taurus

Their awkwardness.

Gemini

What they look like naked.

Cancer

The first impression they make when they walk into the room.

Leo

Their ability to hold a conversation.

Virgo

Whether they’re fun enough, interesting enough, good enough.

Libra

How good their hair and makeup looks.

Scorpio

How long it takes them to orgasm.

Sagittarius

Their laugh, their height, their weight.

Capricorn

Whether or not they appear intimidating.

Aquarius

Their flirting abilities.

Pisces

Their dating history.