Aries
You act like you couldn’t care less and didn’t want to date the person anyway.
Taurus
You spend the night crying yourself to sleep.
Gemini
You immediately look for validation from someone else.
Cancer
You blame yourself and assume something must be wrong with you.
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You blame the other person for having bad taste.
Virgo
You get deeply embarrassed and hate yourself for putting yourself out there.
Libra
You shrug your shoulders and decide you must not have been soulmates after all.
Scorpio
You think about running back to your ex.
Sagittarius
You become convinced you’re going to spend the rest of your life alone.
Capricorn
You decide you’re better off on your own and don’t need anyone else.
Aquarius
You pat yourself on the back because it took courage to put yourself out there.
Pisces
You promise yourself you’ll never make the first move again. 
