Aries

Looking like you have your shit together.

Taurus

Your five year plan.

Gemini

Your attitude.

Cancer

Your work drama.

Leo

Your insecurities.

Virgo

Your toxic family members.

Libra

Your sex life.

Scorpio

Your weight, your hair, your acne.

Sagittarius

Your fake friends.

Capricorn

Your reputation.

Aquarius

Your relationship status.

Pisces

Your social media presence.