The Worst First Date To Take Each Zodiac Sign On

The Worst First Date To Take Each Zodiac Sign On

Aries

Don’t take them to a coffee shop. It’s too bland, boring, and predictable for them.

Taurus

Don’t take them straight to your house. They expect more romance than that.

Gemini

Don’t take them to an amusement park. They would rather do something short and sweet in case they aren’t feeling sparks and want to leave.

Cancer

Don’t take them to a crowded, noisy bar. They would rather have one-on-one time with you someplace quiet.

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Leo

Don’t take them out to breakfast. They won’t want to wake up that early.

Virgo

Don’t take them to the movies. They want a chance to have an actual conversation with you.

Libra

Don’t take them to a concert. They don’t want to be hot, sweaty, and unable to hear you on the first date.

Scorpio

Don’t take them to a fancy, five-star restaurant. They’re too laidback for that.

Sagittarius

Don’t take them hiking. They would rather sit down for food than have their date double as exercise.

Capricorn

Don’t take them bowling with a group of people. They want to be alone with you.

Aquarius

Don’t take them to a beach. They aren’t going to be comfortable showing off too much of their body too early on.

Pisces

Don’t take them to a bookstore or museum. They’re going to be too distracted by the scenery to pay attention to you. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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