What Each Zodiac Sign Is Dreading The Most About Easter

What Each Zodiac Sign Is Dreading The Most About Easter

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

Nursing a hangover from Saturday night.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

Spending time with family members you make an effort to avoid the rest of the year.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

All of the calories you’re going to consume from chocolate bunnies and marshmallows.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Spending money on baskets and eggs.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Waking up early.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

The political rants you know someone in your family is going to start.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

Pretending to be in a good mood.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Spending money on a holiday you don’t particularly care about.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Having to listen to screaming children all day.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Getting dragged to church.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Being forced to dress up when you usually spend Sunday in sweatpants.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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