Wait until you sea these tuna puns…
1. What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
2. What game do fish like playing the most?
Name that tuna!
3. Did you hear about the evil tuna?
He was rotten to the albacore.
4. Why did the tuna blush?
Because the sea weed.
5. Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna.
6. Why is it so easy to weigh tuna?
Because they have their own scales!
8. What do you call a tuna with a tie?
9. Where do tuna sleep?
In a river bed.
10. What is a fish’s favorite pick-up line?
Tuna round and let me see that bass.
11. What kind of music should you listen to while fishing for tuna?
12. Why don’t tuna like basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net.
13. How do you communicate with tuna?
Drop it a line!
14. What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you cannot tuna fish.
15. What do you call a tuna in a tuxedo?