Sex Taboo Stories And Other Taboo Tales
1. I stole my grandmother’s vibratory when I was 15. And yes… Thanks Grandma!!!
2. I jokingly watched midget porn with a friend…I’ve never been so turned on.
3. I kept a dildo in during a walk in New York City.
4. I have herpes.
5. I had sex in front of a laptop camera while 2,000 people watched online.
6. I met a man at a party. He offered me 10,000 to go to bed with him – I did it.
7. I once broke a guys dick during sex…I was on bottom.
8. I love my husband but I prefer girls (I’m a girl).
9. I’ve had sex with 10 men in my life…I caught an STD from 5 of them.
10. I once told a woman I was gay in order to get out of going on a date with her :(.
11. I ‘lost’ my virginity with my step sister.
12. My family was homeless in high school and I couldn’t tell anyone except my boyfriend or my siblings and I would get kicked out of our school.
13. In high school I dyked out with my best friend in front of a group of guys to earn some Christmas $. Happy Holidays!
14. I used to be addicted to tweezing my armpits. Now I just throw up on occasion.
15. I pick my scabs and eat them.
16. Sometimes I drive and just stick my finger in my clit, chillin like it’s a nice, warm, sensitive pocket.
17. I have a thing for dads and slight beer bellies.
18. I’m often mistaken for a famous comedian. One time I used a case of mistaken identity to have sex with a really hot chick. Lol.
19. I once got called onto the stage at a sex show in Amsterdam. I ended up getting naked and kissing Batman’s cock (in front of the whole audience).
20. I have a permanent hemorrhoid down there and my girlfriend named it Roxy.
21. When I’m constipated, I can only poop if I’m completely naked and listening to inspirational music.
22. I wrote this secret last time but wasn’t brave enough to admit it…I prefer it uncircumcised, even though I’m Jewish.
23. One time I gave my boyfriend’s ‘best friend’ a blow job in someone’s driveway. We weren’t in a car. Just hanging out on pavement.
24. After I work out, my vagina smells like a moldy dish rag.
25. I had a hangover and puked on myself on the 405 freeway during bumper to bumper traffic. People were staring so I pointed to my stomach and mouthed the word ‘pregnant.’
26. I tried to be bulimic in the 8th grade but I realized it was too hard to do so I never became one.
27. I tampered with the data in my graduate research project to match my hypothesis.
28. I really hate children. Unless, of course, they are smart…
29 I fell in love with a death row inmate via writing letters.
30. The only way I’ve ever been able to break up with someone is by cheating on them first.
31. I pooped in the hallway at work after smoking too many cigarettes because I am a nervous person.
32 It doesn’t matter how much I work out or how many salads I eat. I am always unhappy with how my body looks. Quite honestly I love binge-eating sweets.
33. I shit my pants on a date…I was wearing a dress.
34. The more I see of my friends’ parenting, the more I’m convinced they’re not that great at it.
35. Sometimes I pee a little when I laugh. I know that’s not normal…
36. Sometimes when I’m driving to work I think, ‘What if there is a major earthquake right now and my building collapses? Then I wouldn’t have to go to work…’ I always feel very guilty for having this thought.
37. I’m scared to say the phrase yasss queen because I don’t know if I’m using it correctly. What does it mean?
38. I love the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Shhh!
39. I go into See’s candy and ask for a sample but never buy the candy.
40. When I was 16 I got kicked out of Jew camp for doing drug$ #shabbotshalom #challah (it was Camp Ramah)
41. I think candy corn is delicious I mean REALLY delicious in a ‘this is not a joke’ type way. Also, MacGyver is still my hero.
42. When I have a bloody injury, say on my finger, I suck the blood.
43. I accidentally shaved off my eyebrows in high school – and I’m a guy.
44. I couldn’t get hired at Trader Joe’s. I have a degree from USC.
45. I have horrible smelling farts. Like warm your pants, tangible green smoke, burn other nose hairs, lingering like an annoying younger sister farts.