Slang For Vagina

All The Slang Words For Vagina You Need To Know

There are so many ways to say “vagina” in slang. Here’s your definitive list to all of the different slang words for vagina. Plus, all of the slang ways to reference oral sex with a woman.

The 64 Best Slang Words For Vagina

We live in a world in which the anatomically correct word for women’s genitalia is somewhat frowned upon—considered vulgar, really. It’s no surprise, then, that so many slang words for vagina have bubbled to the surface of popular culture to replace the technically correct terminology. Below is a comprehensive list of slang words for vagina, including the demure (e.g. private parts), the animal-centric (beaver), the culinary (pink taco), the twee (hoo-ha), the curious (vertical smile), and so many more.

1. Panty hamster

2. Mossy cleft

3. Pink taco

4. Snatch

5. Twat

6. Hoo hoo

7. Foo foo

8. Pussy

9. Poon

10. Poony

11. Poontang

12. Lady garden

13. Box

14. Vajayjay

15. Vag

16. Cunt

17. C u next Tuesday

18. Bearded clam

19. Furry taco

20. Tuna taco

21. Fur burger

22. Cream pie

23. Beef curtains

24. Meat curtains

25. Meat sleeve

26. Cooch

27. Coochie

28. Cooter

29. Cooze

30. Coozie

31. Hot box

32. Squeeze box

33. Vertical smile

34. Cha cha

35. Love tunnel

36. Cherry

37. Hair pie

38. Honey pot

39. Beaver

40. Slit

41. Gash

42. Hole

43. Muff

44. Flange

45. Minge

46. Nether regions

47. Lady parts

48. Pink parts

49. Girly bits

50. Private parts

51. Privates

52. Bits

53. Down there

54. Peach

55. Flower

56. Tutu

57. Wee wee

58. Cookie

59. Muffin

60. Cupcake

61. Tweeny

62. Fanny

63. Front butt

64. Peaches and cream

100 Different Slang Phrases For Going Down On A Woman

1. Barking at the ape

2. Box lunch at the ‘Y’

3. Breakfast in bed

4. Brushing one’s teeth

5. Carpet-munching

6. Chewing the she-Fat

7. Clam-jousting

8. Clam-lapping

9. Cleaning the fish tank

10. Connie lingus

11. Contacting the aliens

12. Conversing with moses

13. Devil’s kiss

14. Dinner beneath the bridge

15. Doing it the French way

16. Donning the Beard

17. Drinking from the furry cup

18. Eating at the ‘Y’

19. Eating fur pie

20. Eating out

21. Eating the peach

22. Eating squirrel

23. Eating sushi from the barbershop floor

24. Eating tinned mussels

25. Egg mcmuff

26. Face-fucking

27. Facing the nation

28. Fanny-noshing

29. Fence-painting

30. French-kissing Mr. Lincoln

31. Fuzz sandwich

32. Giving face

33. Gnawing on roast beef

34. Going downstairs for breakfast

35. Going south

36. Gomorrahry

37. Gorilla in the washing machine

38. Growling at the badger

39. Gumming the monster

40. Husband’s supper

41. Kissing between the hips

42. Kissing the wookie

43. Lady braille

44. Lady Semaphore

45. Larking

46. Lapping the gap

47. Lapping the lint trap

48. Lick-a-chick

49. Lickety-slit

50. Licking anchovy

51. Lip service

52. Lip-synching to the fish-fueled jukebox

53. Low-calorie snacking

54. Making mouth music

55. Medicating the hairy paper cut

56. Mopping the vulva

57. Mustache-riding

58. Muff-diving

59. Mumbling in the moss

60. Munching the bearded clam

61. One-man band

62. Oyster-gargling

63. Parting the fuzz

64. Pastrami sandwich

65. Pearl-diving

66. Placating the beaver

67. Playing in the sandbox

68. Playing the hair harmonica

69. Prawn breath

70. Pruning the orchid

71. Pug-noshing

72. Pussy-nibbling

73. Seafood dinner

74. Sipping at the fizzy cup

75. Sitting on a face

76. Slurping at the furry coconut

77. Smoking the fur

78. Sneezing in the basket

79. Spa time For Lady Boner

80. Speaking in tongues

81. Spraying the crops

82. Tackling the Brazilian

83. Talking to the canoe driver

84. Talking to lassie

85. Telephoning the stomach

86. Testing the echo in the love cave

87. Testing the waters

88. Tipping the velvet

89. Tongue-fucking

90. Tonguing the bean

91. Trimming the hedges

92. Velvet buzzsaw

93. Wearing the feed bag

94. Wearing the Sticky Beard

95. Whispering into the wet ear

96. Whispering to Venus

97. Whistling in the dark

98. Worshiping at the altar

99. Yaffling

100. Yodeling in the canyon TC mark

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