Cat Puns

130+ Funny Cat Puns That Are Paws-itively Hilarious

Funny cat puns will make anyone and everyone laugh. They will break the ice when making new friends. Or they will make your best friends laugh aloud. Here are some puns cat lovers are going to enjoy:

Jokes with hilarious cat puns

  1. Are you ready to read a bunch of amazing cat puns? You better be, because we’re not kitten around here!
  2. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws.
  3. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
  4. What is a well-read cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
  5. How do cats make peace after a fight? They hiss and make up.
  6. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
  7. What do cats wear to sleep? Pawjamas!
  8. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
  9. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb!
  10. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
  11. Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? Because it littered.
  12. How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit!
  13. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!
  14. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
  15. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
  16. What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend? Let’s spend furrever together!
  17. What’s a cat’s most important trait? Its purrsonality!
  18. What did the adult cat say to the kitten? You’re infurior to me.
  19. How would you describe most puns? Seriously clawful.
  20. What did that cat say when she didn’t want to commit to a date? It’s a pawsibility that I’ll go.
  21. What’s a cat’s favorite thing to draw? A self pawtrait!
  22. What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper!
  23. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
  24. What are cat police officers called? Claw enforcement.
  25. Why did the cat eat the lemons? He was a sourpuss!
  26. How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can!
  27. What did the cat say when he passed another cat? Pawden me, I’ve got to get by.
  28. What did the cat say when he heard a pun? That was hissterical!
  29. How is your cat today? She’s feline fine!
  30. In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it’s raining cats and dogs!
  31. What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots!
  32. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
  33. What type of cat works for the Red Cross? A first aid cat!
  34. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
  35. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives!
  36. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
  37. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
  38. There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left? None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
  39. Did you hear about the cat who drank five bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
  40. What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally.

A list of the best cat puns everyone will like

  1. What did the cat say to the man on the street? Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!
  2. Why was the cat nervous to debate? He had a furmidable opponent!
  3. What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? The purrpatrator!
  4. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
  5. Why are cats great singers? Because they’re very mewsical!
  6. What did the cat say before he went skydiving? It’s meow or never!
  7. What did the cat say when her friend wouldn’t believe her? Listen, I’m fur real!
  8. What was the cat’s favorite subject in school? Hissstory!
  9. Where do cats always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk!
  10. What sports do cats play? Hairball!
  11. How did the lazy cat do on his school project? He did the bare mewnimum!
  12. How are we doing with these cat puns? So fur so good!
  13. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
  14. What’s another name for a cat’s house? A scratch pad!
  15. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? “Have a mice day!”
  16. What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!
  17. How does a cat decide what it wants from the store? It flips through the cat-alog!
  18. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania!
  19. What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
  20. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
  21. What does a cat have that no other animal has? Kittens.
  22. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store!
  23. Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? She let the cat out of the bag.
  24. What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Let us prey.
  25. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs!
  26. What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purrsuasive!
  27. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!
  28. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
  29. What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians!
  30. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari!
  31. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd!
  32. What do you think of all of these talking cats? It’s pretty impawsible!
  33. What was the cat’s favorite class in college? Mewsic theory!
  34. How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-mew!
  35. What’s a cat’s favorite drink? Purr-secco.
  36. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  37. What do you call a cat and dog who love each other? Best furends!
  38. Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat. Major faux paw.
  39. Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns? Purrhaps!
  40. I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare… Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Funny cat puns to use in everyday conversations

  1. We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws.
  2. Remain paws-itive
  3. Oh, paw-lease!
  4. I’ve got the paw-er!
  5. To me, you are purr-fect.
  6. Happy Purr-thday!
  7. Purr-haps you need more time.
  8. I’ve craving a purr-ito.
  9. You’re so purr-ty.
  10. You’ve got purr-sonality.
  11. Stop leering at me, purr-vert.
  12. Living in a gangsta’s purr-adise.
  13. I’m just kitten around.
  14. You’ve got to be kitten me.
  15. You are fur-bulous.
  16. Happy Anni-fur-sary!
  17. I feline-ing (be lying) if I said I didn’t love you!
  18. I’ve got a feline…that tonight’s going to be a good night.
  19. My cat is my best fur-end.
  20. I love you, fur real.
  21. I will never fur-get you.
  22. This is such a meow-gical moment.
  23. I love you, meow and furever.
  24. Let’s get meow-ied!
  25. Meow you doin?
  26. I live for this mew-ment.
  27. I find you a-mew-sing!
  28. Mew got what I need.
  29. You are claw-fully cute.
  30. You are claw-some.
  31. You can do it, climb that meow-tain!
  32. Stop freaking meowt!
  33. I am fur-ever yours.
  34. I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life.
  35. This place seems so fur-miliar.
  36. Please fur-give me.
  37. Don’t want to work, just want to play with cats, I’m pro-cat-stinating.
  38. Someone needs a catitude adjustment.
  39. This is a total cat-astrophe.
  40. You’re a cat-ch!
  41. You an an incredible cat-lete.
  42. Do you believe in furry tails?
  43. Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.
  44. The cat got so distressed it went into hiss-terics.
  45. You are so hiss-larious!
  46. The rest is hiss-tory.
  47. You are hiss-terical.
  48. Paw-don me if I’m being rude.
  49. This is a-paw-ling!
  50. I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!
  51. Please be paw-lite and use your meow-ners.
  52. You are the cat’s paw-jamas.
  53. Love long and paws-prer. TC mark

Cat Puns

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