Ready? Here are all the best cat puns in the world.
1. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She gave birth to an entire litter of mittens.
3. What’s it called when a cat paints itself?
A self paw-trait.
4. What’s a cat’s most important trait?
5. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.
6. What do you call a pile of kittens?
7. How does Cat-anova woo girls?
He just whiskers away.
8. What do you call a cat that likes to read?
9. What’s the well-read cat’s favorite book?
The Great Catsby or Of Mice And Men.
10. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
11. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?
12. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
13. What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
14. What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
15. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
16. What’s every cat’s favorite color?
17. What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
I am pawsitively sexy.
18. What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?
I feel so paw!
19. Why don’t cats like shopping online?
They prefer a cat-alogues.
20. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
21. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
22. What do cats wear at night?
23. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
24. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first-aid kit!
25. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
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