Picasso’s Blue Period
Wear all blue. Buy a box of tampons and color each one with a blue marker and then pin them all over your top and bottom.
The Last straw
Wear whatever you want and staple exactly one plastic straw to the front of your outfit.
A Grain of salt
Wear whatever you want and tape exactly one grain of salt to your front.
14 Carat Gold
Wear orange, tie a string of 14 carrots around your neck.
5 Carat Diamond
Wear all white, tie a string of 5 carrots around your neck.
A Freudian Slip
Wear your nicest slip and DIY a monocle out of a piece of string and a cardboard circular cutout.
50 Shades of Grey
Wear as many different shades of grey as possible.
House of Cards
Wear jeans and a t-shirt. Staple playing cards onto your top in the outline of a simple house.