Here’s Why You’ll End Up In Jail, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Alex Stoddard
Alex Stoddard

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Due to your egotistical, self centred nature, as an Aries you would go to jail for being a hired hitman. You are the type of criminal who will fight to the very last minute to avoid jail time, using your competitive and athletic arrogance to try to outrun the authorities before being taken down by six cops.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

As a Taurus you are incredible sneaky and intelligent. You would go to jail for money laundering. Your determination and your greed will work together to make you very successful, but your tendency to get lazy will essentially lead to your capture.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

A Gemini would go to jail for fraud, as they are known to be the sign that most con artists and thieves are born under. The act of stealing someone’s identity, or tricking people into trusting you, will bring you a sick kind of joy, but your ego will cause you to brag to the wrong person, and they will turn you in.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Cancers are known to be the most dangerous sign in the Zodiac. As a Cancer, you would go to jail for passion killings. Your crimes are usually violent, and centered around how sensitive and unstable you are. It wouldn’t be difficult for the police to catch you, as you tend to kill those close to you, in very personal areas like a shared home or a dorm room.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

As a Leo, you are obsessed with attention and drama. You would commit a crime just to get recognition for it. Your fifteen minutes of fame would be worth the jail time, and you’d probably turn yourself in or lead the police to your doorstep in order to make the whole thing that much more tragic and theatrical.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

If you’re a Virgo, you would be in jail for hacking into important computers and databases. You are nosy, and love knowing what is going on in the lives of others. Virgos are known to often be proclaimed as innocent, and it is likely that you would never end up in jail.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

For a sign that is often considered to be the most just, Libras are also considered to be some of the most corrupt criminals in the Zodiac. As a Libra, your fair nature would lead you to become a cop, but your shady tendencies would turn you into a mole.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Scorpios are known for being the most sadistic sign of the Zodiac. As a Scorpio, you would be in jail for being an assassin, as you are very cunning and very impartial to something as gruesome as murder. A lot of the time, a Scorpio will be the brains behind larger crimes, using people as puppets and pawns in their game. This would lead to being turned in by a scorned partner.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Though volatile and unforgiving, a Sagittarius still can’t bring themselves to hurt another person. Due to that timidness, they would most likely go to jail for theft. However, as a Sagittarius you are extremely hard to pin down, so it is likely that you would never even end up in jail.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Capricorns are controlling and conceited, and often have their hand at many different crimes. From petty theft, to sadistic acts, the Capricorn is considered to be an all around criminal. With so many things going on, you would most likely slip up or forget to tie loose ends, leading to your capture.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

As an Aquarius, you are clever and charismatic. You are the con artist poster child, luring people in with your charm, and hustling them right under their nose. You would go to jail after your vengeful nature gets the best of you, and you start messing with people who know you well enough to catch on to your scams.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Pisces are known for being an extremely dark sign in the Zodiac. They are extremely self destructive, and would most likely be in jail for petty drug related crimes. Due to your personally harmful nature, as a Pisces you would end up being picked up by the police on the side of the road and thrown into jail for possession. TC mark

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