This Is The Type Of Girl You Would Be On The Bachelor According To Your Zodiac Sign

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The Bachelor


(March 21st to April 19th)

You would hands down be the crazy, fake girl in the house. You are the Regina George of the house, telling one of the girls her rose ceremony gown is beautiful before ‘accidently’ spilling Moet all over it.


(April 20th to May 21st)

You would be the girl who keeps to herself, and who manages to stay out of all petty house drama. You’re the down to Earth, sweet girl every contestant loves to hate, but can’t actually hate because you’re just that nice.


(May 22nd to June 21st)

You are the girl who others accuse of being there for the wrong reasons. You turn the show into a form of competition, rather than a means of finding your one true love. You want to win.


(June 22nd to July 22nd)

You are the overly sensitive girl who has a lot of feelings. You cry at least once every episode, and look like you are going to spontaneously combust during every close rose ceremony.


(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You are the self centered, drama queen of the house. You are always the center of attention in the group, and you make sure that the Bachelor notices you. In interviews you are constantly talking about how nice it is to be flown everywhere, and are very clearly in love with being spoiled.


(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You are the overly intelligent, modest woman in the house. You are the “mom” of the group, and you are the only girl who refuses to go back to the Fantasy Suite with the Bachelor, citing “self respect” as your reasoning.


(September 23rd to October 22nd)

You are the stunning girl in the house. You are always dressed up, you sleep in your makeup, and the camera loves you. You are well aware of your looks, and will be the girl who mesmerizes the Bachelor with your charm and beauty.


(October 23rd to November 22nd)

You’re the girl who only talks during the first few minutes of the show, because for the rest of it you are attached at the mouth with the Bachelor. You’ll probably try to seduce him on a group date, forever being known as the horniest contestant on the season.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

You would be the overly blunt girl in the house who has no filter. You’ll literally tell Becky that she should stop eating donuts because her gowns are looking tighter, and Rachel will hate you because you told her that she’d eventually “grow into her nose.”


(December 22nd to January 20th)

You’re the girl who is very hard to read. You will often act guarded and controlled, and the Bachelor will constantly prompt you to open up to him more. The term “resting bitch face” was created to describe your general aesthetic.


(January 21st to February 18th)

You’re the girl who seems nice, and carefree, but you’re actually quite angry and malicious inside. Halfway through the season you’re going to explode, going full blown Britney when someone in the house wrongs you, as everyone else just stares on in confused silence.


(February 19th to March 20th)

You’re the girl who is going to get the first impression rose. You are precious, kind, and America will make you their sweetheart in no time. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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