Deer Breaks Into Home, Showers, Dies

Today in news that is only hilarious if you’re detached and vindictive: a deer crashed through the front door of an Indiana home this morning, then ran to the bathroom where it drew a bath (presumably to relax). This is funny so far, right? Okay, good. Now here’s where it gets grim: the couple, who had to taser the deer to remove it from their home, had just finished renovating the bathroom (which was effectively destroyed by the deer’s shenanigans). Also, the deer died from injuries obtained during the break-in. In my heart I know I shouldn’t laugh, but I’ve watched deer die in less glamorous fashions and I kind of think this deer went out in a blaze of glory compared to his… peers, for lack of a word that doesn’t rhyme with deer. The full story… here:

image – kkirugi

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  • Michaelwg

    Who applies a Taser to Bambi? Like, when does that thought register…deer in the bathroom! must electrocute!…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      if the deer ‘felt’ like it was backed into a corner, it would’ve definitely attacked the couple. even rats attack when backed into a wall. and to be honest, i’d rather not get a hoof to the face. 

  • http://twitter.com/MissKimball misskimball

    redneck cunts

  • Guest

    Being from Indiana, shockingly I take some offense to the “redneck cunts” comment. Also, deer do attack people especially if they feel trapped. They are actually quite strong and can do a lot of damage.  A taser can’t kill a deer as the article states it died from injuries it sustained while entering the home.

    • http://twitter.com/MissKimball misskimball

      I really meant redneck in terms of uneducated misguided stupid people rather than anything to do with location. Like the other commenter this piece just made me feel weird and sad and made me wonder what happened before to make the deer think it’s best option was to charge the door

  • anon

    I wish I found this funny, but it just made me feel weird and sad.

  • Kimberly

    “Who applies a taser to a wild animal?” Um, to be quite honest, what do you think the authorities were going to do once they got there? No one was going to carry a LIVE, MOVING deer from a home without being bitten/stomped.  From the moment it entered the home, it was bound to be at least subdued in the same manner.

  • Munchimaid

    If you watch a lot of family guy. This really works out in your head differently.

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