
Letâs face the facts: being a human is exhausting sometimes. Itâs already almost August, which tbh, means summerâs on its way out. Youâre picking fights with your friends and family because youâre tired and bored at work. Every time you sign onto twitter or read the NYT it seems as if the world is falling apart. You canât listen to T-Swifts â1989â on the train anymore without feeling a twinge of guilt/betrayal. Itâs like thereâs this âBlank Spaceâ and nowhere to put this misplaced energy. To cope with these feelings, hereâs my twist on the classic âscream into your pillowâ technique Judy Blume taught me about when I was 13. Let the screaming commence. Here are a few things to yell into the feathers:
1. Your ex-boyfriendâs name (just to get that one off your chest).
2. The lyrics to âBreakawayâ by Kelly Clarkson.
3. Motherfucker!
4. I will fuck you up!
5. Asshat!
6. Douche canoe!
7. Pokémon characters.
8. Twitter handles that irk you.
9. Melania plagiarized!!
10. Food you want to eat for dinner tonight. (âPad thai!!!â)
11. Things that piss you off about Blake Lively.
12. Loafer! (just because itâs fun to say.)
13. Michael Scott quotes from âThe Officeâ (âOccasionally Iâll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.â)
14. I am Beyoncé!
15. Fuck ___ (insert the name of your 3rd grade teacher who told you you were a little âslowâ)
16. Protect the sharks!
17.  Hello, it’s me!
18. Simple Syrup!
19. I’ve got a blank space baby I’ll write your name!Â