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Jamie Osterberg

Jamie Osterberg is a writer who lives in a farmhouse off the grid on the East Coast. She attended a public ...

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Nothing Ever Happens on St. Practice Day Except to DJ Fingerblast

Inside, Byron’s DJing and two girls come up to him. The house is packed and everyone’s covered in sweat. These babes come up to him and one starts jerking him off and the other starts grabbing his ass. They say, “Do you like Nicki Minaj? Will you play Nicki Minaj?” The other girl starts fingerblasting his asshole. The first one stops and he says “I didn’t say to stop.”