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I Peed My Pants At Work

The human experience is messy. Every single person who has ever lived has has snot run down their nose. The process by which we enter the world is extremely gross and painful. Not even Jesus was immune to farting.

Why Pinterest Has Ruined Christmas

Maybe I can get to a place where my heart is light during the holidays. It likely won’t happen if I am too preoccupied living in a fantasy, though, and scouring Pinterest for ideas and ways to make it prettier.

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