“So yearnful are we for real social bonds that our new wave fantasies are the rudimentary pleasantries of 25 years ago – thanks to the shackles of the World Wide Web, legions of young people today view banal chit chats with waitresses and optometrists as unrealistic as ChatRoulette sessions with Darth Vader and Slender Man.”
“Have your ear plugging fingers ready, folks – it’s time to revisit some pure, unadulterated jingle bell suck…”
Lanza – an anorexic vegan who weighed 112 pounds at the time of his suicide – was so emaciated that signs of malnourishment-related brain damage were revealed during his autopsy.
Hitler was horrific, but Hirohito was even more horrendous – and here’s the proof.
…and you should, too.
The media just didn’t lose all credibility during the Trump-Clinton contest. They killed the journalism profession altogether.
There is a very, very important lesson to learn from Donald Trump’s victory – and unless liberal voters acknowledge it, 2020 is already a lost cause.
“Donald Trump has shown that rank-and-file voters cannot be taken for granted. The voter matters, and to ignore some of the legitimate concerns of voters, whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, I think that has tapped into a sentiment that will represent a fundamental shift in the future of politics.”
MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN? Pennsylvanian presidential candidate Jim Hedges seeks to instill some newfound progressive politics into the 2016 Prohibition Party platform.
A few chit-chats with criminal sociopaths that’ll definitely have you double-checking your locked doors tonight.