Fall is in the air and it’s time to start kicking down doors (apparently literally the case here) and stealing bags of grocery store bagels.

Watch Captain Green Shirt. Before he realizes he’s being filmed he says “I’m the lookout.”

After he realizes? “I’m not involved.” What a pal.

According to the comments on Reddit, the guy filming is a bouncer at a bar and didn’t get hurt at all. Here’s hoping Chad, Brad, Chip, and Rich all get what’s coming to them.