You always knew it was true, that somewhere the true Atheists of the world, the pure breed were planning the destruction of the wholesome values that deep in your heart you still have some affection for. Your grandparents at Christmas, children dressed as rabbits going to church on Easter, basic decency.
But no, you’ve been deceived and that deception has finally been revealed by filmmakers Kevin Power and Justin Craig. Thanks to them, the evil incarnate at the heart of every single pureblood Atheist in the entire world has finally been revealed for what it is.
Beware and may God have mercy on your soul.