Tara Reid has been out giving interviews in preparation for the release of Sharknado 2, the sequel to what has been unanimously declared as the greatest film of all time, Sharknado 1.

She’s got some thoughts on scientific plausibility of the film and she laid down the law (the scientific law) in her GQ interview.

“You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably ‘pigs could fly.’ Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.”

Good stuff, totally and completely scientifically possible and whatnot. 100% truth that Tara Reid undoubtedly actually believes. This apparently really bothered some commenters who saw the quote on New York Daily News and were compelled to set the record straight about just how dumb Tara Reid is for believing this totally believable thing.

Same over at US Weekly. Tara Reid is dumb, just dumb for saying Sharknado could happen.

Thanks, America, thanks for pointing out that a Sharknado is totally not a really real thing that is real. Future generations are in your debt.