So, Um, What If Women Had A Penis Like This?

Let me phrase it a different way. Ladies, how would you like to have a 7 inch clitoris? Only sometimes, you say? Well, the female hyena has sort of the best and the worst of both worlds. She has the previously mentioned 7 inch clitoris which drives her into a sexual frenzy but she also has to give birth through this same enormous clitoris which sounds almost exactly like “pass this baby through your urethra.”

It’s a bizarre adaption and one that stems from a female hyena’s high testosterone levels which also leads her to do things like bite the crap out of male suitors she doesn’t approve of and attempt to mount male hyenas in an impossible manner. Pretty rough, sure, but life’s all about tradeoffs! Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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