Sweatiest Man Alive Is Buying The L.A. Clippers From Their Racist Owner

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No more “I’ll say anything to get laid” owners for the L.A. Clippers! The news is out today and apparently Steve Ballmer, former Microsoft CEO and unintentionally hilarious person, is purchasing the Clips for a cool 2 billion dollars. In honor of this day, I felt a Ballmer retrospective was called for especially since he’s presentation style was always 98% high school coach and 2% normal person. Let’s jump right in and take a look at some of Ballmer’s greatest hits.

This man has enthusiasm you can’t even fathom.


He simply cannot be stopped. Los Angeles, prepare yourself for a championship. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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