My Boyfriend Reviewing A Bowl Of Ramen:

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7:41pm

I’m debating ramen again
Is that self care
Jacob I need to KNOW
ordering
I’ve had two places
Need to try a third

8:19pm

Omg delicious
Babe
This isn’t the hottest broth
The second place was piping hot
This is better than the first time though
I don’t like paper bowls
Their potstickers aren’t as good as the last place

8:23pm

the plastic spoon they provided is good. it’s a soup spoon, some places give a small spoon
hello
potstickers aren’t krisp
the first place had the best pork though. melt in your mouth
so many factors
i think this one is falling behind the others
it’s good but not transcendant
i meant still really good
I should Yelp more often
they’re very generous with toppings, hm

8:26pm

the bowl for Rakiraki that i got is bad
it’s too deep
the others use wide bowls and they end up almost full
this is 1/2 full
very generous with the pork
the other two places only gave me two pieces

8:27pm

there’s lots of green onions
charcoal?
idk the garlic was good
tyrone (cat) is coming to investigate

8:33pm

i want more PORK
that was not enough
i got greedy and ate it all
the cabbage was not a good choice of topping
why did they include that
just as i thought i was getting more pork i dredged up a big ol’ heffer piece of cabbage
too much like, kelp or something too

8:36pm

idk what you do with the egg
i eat it whole
i found another pork

8:40pm

cabbage you’re not invited next time
okay i’m done
wouldn’t order again from Rakiraki.