This is the story of JHams90, a truly noble hero who had to ensure the antics of a evil scammer named “Alyssa” (not her real name).

JHams, like the rest of us, just wanted to find love. Or maybe a hookup, who knows. So he created an account on the popular dating website, OkCupid. That’s where his troubles began.

He started talking to a seemingly nice, attractive woman named Alyssa. They quickly exchanged contact information, and she urged him to “show her the goods.”

He decided, what the hell, and video streamed his dick for her. Unfortunately she turned out to be more interested in getting rich, than getting lucky.

The scammer “Alyssa” promises to add all of his friends on Facebook and share the pictures of his penis with everyone. That is, unless he forks over some serious cash.

To prove their point, the scammer shows JHams a list of his friends that he intends to send his dick pics to.

JHams “agrees” to go along, but actually he is just ready to fuck with a scammer who 100% deserves it.

This is a long ride, but trust me: it’s worth it.

Phew, I guess the scammer finally realized they weren’t going to get their money. Took long enough, and it was seriously funny to see a loser scammer freak out throughout the process.

According to JHams90, he decided early on that he didn’t care if the scammer did leak his dick pics. He’s at peace with his manhood:

Last night I decided to take the bait on an OK Cupid scammer to see how things would play out (without giving them any of my financial information, obviously). Turns out what they do is ask you to whip your penis out on camera and then threaten to send the video to everyone on your Facebook friends list unless you send them $850. After coming to terms with everyone knowing just how small my penis is, I decided to have a little fun.

In talking to Thought Catalog, JHam said he was just happy to brighten people’s week:

“I’m seriously flattered and glad that I could brighten up everyone’s week with my post. While this is all fun and games, remember to be careful when it comes to talking/showing yourself to strangers on the internet. I got lucky in that “Alyssa” didn’t share my video like she said she would, but it’s a little weird knowing that she can pretty much do it whenever she wants now. Stay safe out there, everyone!”

For the record though, if you JUST meet someone online and they immediately want nudes, maybe be careful.