Heidi is a staff writer at Thought Catalog, and author of numerous critically-acclaimed works of both prose and poetry.
Now meet Donald Trump:
Donald Trump is a pathological liar, real estate mogul, who almost certainly did not write his own book, but is somehow about to be the next President of the United States.
Heidi Priebe doesn’t like Donald Trump. But it’s not just for the reasons you’d expect!
Heidi doesn’t just dislike Donald Trump because he mocked a disabled reporter, bragged about sexually assaulting women, questioned the integrity of United States POWs, attacked a gold star family, referred to women as “pigs,” called for Russia to hack a political opponent, called for his political opponents to be chucked in jail, questioned Barack Obama’s citizenship, and put the shaft to small businesses who did deals with his organizations.
Like, of course she dislikes him for those reasons, but she has other reasons too. I’ll let Heidi tell you her personal reason in her own words:
Heidi is currently stranded at New York’s LaGuardia Airport (also known as the “third world country” according to our President-elect) because Donald J. Trump won’t move his damn plane.
Shouldn’t Trump be doing his job in Washington D.C. instead of habitually commuting back to New York like someone who doesn’t actually care about being President?
What do I know though? I am but a dainty internet blogger.
When asked for comment, Heidi Priebe said: “HAHAHAHA omg this is my favorite thing you’ve ever done.”
Donald Trump’s Twitter account did not immediately respond to our request for comment.