After the popularity of our FIRST Presidential Debate drinking game, we decided that we needed to update some questions. A lot has happened over the last month, and there is certainly a lot of new stuff that we can get intoxicated over.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, let’s get f*cking wasted America.

Take a drink when:

Hillary Clinton

• Mentions Trump’s taxes
• Mentions someone that Trump screwed over in his buisness
• Says “fact-checker”
• Has an answer so long and policy-ridden you get bored
• Mentions the importance of “temperament”
• Mentions something sexist Donald Trump has done / said
• Brings up some failed Trump business
• Brings up her work at the Children’s Defense Fund
• Casually mentions her mother or daughter Chelsea
• Brings up polling that supports her in some way

Donald Trump

• Says “Believe me!”
• Interrupts Hillary
• Says “China” or “Mexico”
• Says someone accusing him of sexual assault is a liar
• Says “Benghazi” (two drinks if it’s a totally unrelated topic when he does)
• Obviously has no idea what the question is about, so pivots to some random topic
• Talks about how America is “losing”
• Says “bad deals” (or “terrible” deals)
• Brings up Hillary’s health
• Brings up Hillary’s emails
• Uses more than two superlatives in a sentence
• Mentions “the establishment” or “political elite”

Anyone

• Brings up “Putin”
• Says “John Podesta”
• Mentions “Wikileaks”
• Brings up Twitter
• Mentions President Obama

Finish your drink when:

Hillary Clinton

• Mentions “HillaryClinton.com”
• Laughs off allegations of corruption or Bill Clinton sex scandals
• Mentions Republicans who have disavowed Donald Trump
• Invokes being the first female President

Donald Trump

• Uses “ISIS” to deflect a question about his personal conduct
• Brings up a conspiracy theory on stage (i.e. “the election is rigged!”)
• Brings up a Bill Clinton sex scandal (stop after 2x)
• Brings up Paul Ryan

Anyone:

• Says the word “disqualified”
• Talks about the Supreme Court
• Clearly struggles with answering a question about their personal conduct
• Chris Wallace (the moderator) clearly loses control of the debate

Finish Your Bottle When:

• You want another viable candidate
• This debate makes you wish you were drunk
• You don’t want to exist on this planet anymore

Good luck and God Bless! Remember to vote on, or before, November 8th!

Legal Disclaimer: We are not liable for any death, injury, or hangover resulting from playing this game.