Are you ready for tonight’s Presidential debate? Don’t worry, none of us are. Make sure you can’t remember any of it with this dope-ass drinking game.

Take a drink every time:

• Hillary says “temperament”
• Hillary mentions Trump’s taxes
• Hillary mentions some failed Trump business
• Hillary brings up being the first female President
• Hillary says “Stronger Together”
• Hillary gives an answer that is pure boring policy minutia that nobody cares about
• Trump says “China” or “Mexico”
• Trump uses more than two superlatives in one sentence
• Trump says “Believe me”
• Trump subtly alludes to any Bill Clinton sex scandal
• Trump says “Crooked Hillary”
• Trump talks about any of his children or wives
• Trump dodges a question because he obviously has no f*cking idea what’s going on
• Either candidate brings up some anecdote of an American to justify their policy position (e.g. Hillary talks about an immigrant who built a business)
• Anyone at the debate says the phrase “Trump University”
• Anyone at the debate mentions “Putin”
• Anyone at the debate says “Benghazi”
• Anyone at the debate mentions “emails” (stop after 9th drink)

Finish your drink when:

• Trump makes some vague reference to Hillary’s health
• Trump uses more than three superlatives in one sentences
• Trump overtly brings up any Bill Clinton sex scandal
• Trump tries to use terrorism to court LGBTQ+ people
• Trump makes an offhand comment about Hillary’s physical appearance
• Hillary noticeably coughs
• Hillary brings up Trump’s tax returns for a second time (repeat if necessary)
• Hillary laughs / brushes off allegations of corruption
• Anyone at the debate mentions a reason someone is “disqualified to be President”

Finish your bottle when:

• This debate makes you wish you were drunk
• You just want to end it all

May the odds ever be in your favor. If you have other rule suggestions, feel free to post them in the comments! 

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