Donald Trump Is Pissed Off That Hillary Clinton Sleeps (And You Should Be Too?)

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The hashtag #WheresHillary gained some momentum on Twitter yesterday, and apparently Donald Trump knows where she is — and he’s pissed off.

Sleep? How the fuck dare she? She should be making America Great Again, 24 hours a day! Sleep is for lame losers. Sad! Sad that Hillary sleeps. The Donald doesn’t sleep. All his energy is injected through his skull via his dope-ass weave that’s strung together with golden straw by Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin is fantastic by the way, a truly great businessman! Look at his straw-weaving business — absolutely terrific buisness. Really good mind!

But Hillary doesn’t get any of this. She’s too busy sleeping. She sleeps at night like the rest of the global elite. Fuck sleep. Hillary for prison. We’re gonna make America great again.