15 Signs That Wine Is Actually Your Boyfriend By Jacob Geers 1. Wine is always your +1 at parties and social events. Source: Giphy 2. You can just “be yourself” around wine. Source: Giphy 3. Wine is the person you call when you have a bad day, or just need to vent. Source: Giphy 4. Some of your happiest memories are with wine. Source: Giphy 5. You’ll always accept wine: whether it be red, white, chilled, or room temperature. You love them how they come. Source: Giphy 6. You think it’s super hot when wine goes down your throat. Source: Giphy 7. Though sometimes you casually flirt with other drinks, wine is who you always come home to. Source: Giphy 8. Wine just has this amazing ability to make you feel relaxed and de-stressed when you hang out. Source: Giphy 9. You’ve cancelled social plans just to have some quality time with wine. Source: Giphy 10. Wine has been there at all the important stages of your life (at least, since you’ve gone off to college). Source: Giphy 11. Your best friends know to respect your relationship with wine. Source: Giphy 12. You get super jealous when wine is with someone else, and not you. Source: Giphy 13. You always save the bottles, because these special memories should be forever. Source: Giphy 14. Wine knows exactly how to fill your needs. Source: Giphy 15. You just can’t imagine life without wine. Source: Giphy