15 Signs That Wine Is Actually Your Boyfriend

1. Wine is always your +1 at parties and social events.

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2. You can just “be yourself” around wine.

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3. Wine is the person you call when you have a bad day, or just need to vent.

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4. Some of your happiest memories are with wine.

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5. You’ll always accept wine: whether it be red, white, chilled, or room temperature. You love them how they come.

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6. You think it’s super hot when wine goes down your throat.

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7. Though sometimes you casually flirt with other drinks, wine is who you always come home to.

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8. Wine just has this amazing ability to make you feel relaxed and de-stressed when you hang out.

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9. You’ve cancelled social plans just to have some quality time with wine.

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10. Wine has been there at all the important stages of your life (at least, since you’ve gone off to college).

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11. Your best friends know to respect your relationship with wine.

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12. You get super jealous when wine is with someone else, and not you.

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13. You always save the bottles, because these special memories should be forever.

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14. Wine knows exactly how to fill your needs.

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15. You just can’t imagine life without wine.

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