Shane found a girl on Facebook who very closely resembled a co-worker from the McDonalds he worked at. He decided to send her a message and see where things went.

And the conversation goes from there…

Though it begins to include some very regrettable McDonalds-related puns.

But then, the unfortunate truth comes out. Shane’s happy meal just got hamburglered.

Remember: if you decide to talk to people on Facebook who mildly resemble people you know in real life, just understand that you might be sending a torrent of terrible puns into the world.