Here Is Everyone Venting About How F*cking Nasty Donald Trump’s ‘World’s Greatest Steaks’ Are

A few nights ago in his victory speech, instead of doing the typical “thank you, thank you,” Donald Trump started plugging some of his name-brand products. He went down the list, talking about his awesome bottled water, really great wine, and his DELICIOUS steaks by The Sharper Image.

First off, a lot of people were confused. Sharper Image is typically known to be an appliance manufacturer, not steakhouse.

I'm trying to imagine myself walking out of a Sharper Image with a bad drone toy, a neck massager and a raw hunk of steak. #TrumpSteaks

— Goddamn Glenn 🇺🇦 (@GoddamnGlenn) March 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/ALLCAPSBRO/status/707454905615777792

Despite how unbelievable it is, Trump did indeed sell his “World’s Greatest Steaks” through Sharper Image:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw

But as it turns out “The World’s Greatest Steaks”… weren’t.

Here’s what people had to say when reviewing Trump’s steaks and (other meat products) on QVC:

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Are we really about to trust a man who sold steaks out of an appliance store to run our country?

I guess so…