A few nights ago in his victory speech, instead of doing the typical “thank you, thank you,” Donald Trump started plugging some of his name-brand products. He went down the list, talking about his awesome bottled water, really great wine, and his DELICIOUS steaks by The Sharper Image.
First off, a lot of people were confused. Sharper Image is typically known to be an appliance manufacturer, not steakhouse.
I'm trying to imagine myself walking out of a Sharper Image with a bad drone toy, a neck massager and a raw hunk of steak. #TrumpSteaks
— Goddamn Glenn (@GoddamnGlenn) March 10, 2016
I BUY ALL OF MY STEAK AT THE SHARPER IMAGE
— ALL CAPS BRO (@ALLCAPSBRO) March 9, 2016