11. Old man wants a brothel
I unknowingly answered a creepy ad
The ad itself seemed legit, although the rent was so low it was a bit questionable. Being a broke college student, I figured why the hell not at least check it out.
The address given turned out to be a run down lower middle class house; not an apartment building like I was expecting. Okay, so it’s someone renting out part of their house. Not my thing, and I’m about to put the car in reverse, when a middle aged man with a huge beer gut comes out the front door.
He’s so excited that someone answered his ad. Well all right, I’m here, might as well see the place.
We go in the front door, and he’s showing me the first floor, while I’m looking about for the entrance to the apartment.
“Oh,” he says. “It’s upstairs.”
Upstairs turns out to be just that, up a flight of stairs. There’s no private door or entrance, it just opens up to a huge room. A huge room crammed full of mismatched secondhand beds and dressers. There’s barely room to walk.
“I got all the furniture myself,” he says proudly. “I figure I can fit probably 20 girls up here. There’s a shower downstairs that you all can use. I just feel real bad for college age girls that ain’t got no place to live. Did all this myself so that you girls can have a place to stay. I don’t care if y’all run around in your underwear and have pillow fights, just have a good time, my only rules are no guys in the house, ya know?”
