8. Wanted to hang around kids
In high school, a Kijiji link was passed around. It was a local person (gender unspecified) who was willing to pay someone in order to be able to watch their kids. It was a long, rambling post about missing having children around and wanting to hug a child. It was really poorly spelled and there were parts of it that didn’t make sense at all.
Looking back, I feel sad because it was probably some mentally challenged person just wanting to be a babysitter, but the entire post was incredibly creepy.
9. What about this one?
10. Poop on me.
Sometimes I browse the casual encounters section for random cities just looking for funny posts. Found a guy in New Orleans who was willing to pay a few hundred dollars for someone to shit on him. That’s it. Exchange money, shit, and leave.
I was a broke college student at the time, and I’ve gotta say, if I lived in New Orleans…I mean, there are worse ways to make money. A few things off the Taco Bell value menu doesn’t cost much. Several hundred dollars of profit. I’m not saying I’d definitely do it, but if the opportunity presented itself, fuck it, maybe.
