This Hilarious Story Of The Laziest Naval Officer Ever Will Seriously Make You Laugh By Jacob Geers This AskReddit story from TupperWolf was recently posted on Imgur, and it is absolutely hilarious. The Reddit discussion asks everyone to recount the laziest thing they’ve ever seen, and OP shares this terrific story of the sleepiest naval officer…ever, probably. Well, don’t let me ruin it for you, read it yourself: Source: Imgur “Move the whole damn ship so I don’t have to get up” sums up my work ethic some days!