1.
Alien: Take me to ur leader Me: lemme go find Trump Alien: *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 7, 2015
2.
getting kinda bored let's debate again i like winning
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 6, 2015
3.
trump would probably sell me for $0.62 like mr. krabs did to spongebob
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 6, 2015
4.
call me old fashioned but i like to treat people how i would like to be treated
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 6, 2015
5.
ctrl alt delete trump
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 5, 2015
6.
RT for Hostess Zinger Like for Trump pic.twitter.com/aLjWo265Ga
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 5, 2015
7.
u unfollow me because ur afraid of falling in love with me, i know
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 5, 2015
8.
*flirting* so what do you think about social justice
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 4, 2015
9.
poor people: can i have $5? republicans: what happened to the $5 i gave you in 2007?
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 4, 2015
10.
RT if ur father gave u a small loan of a million dollars
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 4, 2015
11.
what you say: i'm voting for trump what i hear: i'm boring at parties and have no idea how this country works
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 4, 2015
12.
RT if u remember the favorite star, only true 2006-2015 kids will remember pic.twitter.com/i7MKJx0B9k
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 3, 2015
13.
if i become president i'm sending the Kardashians to space, i'm very tired of them and they're distracting the country from being productive
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 3, 2015
14.
RARE NEVER BEFORE SEEN: CLOSE UP PHOTO OF SATAN pic.twitter.com/oKxvY7P4Lq
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 3, 2015
15.
r u a trump??????? because u need to shut the hell up
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) November 2, 2015
16.
a b c d e f g bernie needs the presidency
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 30, 2015
17.
*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 30, 2015
18.
they say u r what u eat but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 30, 2015
19.
Donald Trump running the country is like a Capri Sun with no straw.
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 30, 2015
20.
i'm not like other teenagers, i'm 74
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 30, 2015
21.
vote for me bc i need to make this happen pic.twitter.com/A42R0VJJ5o
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 29, 2015
22.
that laugh at the end tho https://t.co/DbSlw2hwA8
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 29, 2015
23.
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 29, 2015
24.
i wonder how many posters of cute puppies i can put up in the white house
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 25, 2015
25.
wear this to all your family gatherings this holiday season #FeelTheBern pic.twitter.com/mVmUdckzHN
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 23, 2015
26.
my two moods: hungry and social justice
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 22, 2015
27.
when ur favorite song comes on https://t.co/hN05KbEqtC
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 21, 2015
28.
good morning be productive today go to school / work, make new friends, help take down the %1 that's ruining the country w/ their wealth
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 21, 2015
29.
me: goodnight, moon moon: goodnight, lil bern
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 21, 2015
30.
no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of not being president
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 20, 2015
31.
… a SOCIALIST!?!? ouch my feelings, what an original insult :(
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 20, 2015
32.
#RelationshipGoals pic.twitter.com/mcFIjQtOVg
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 20, 2015
33.
my fave part of the debate pic.twitter.com/H8zR2Vc673
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 18, 2015
34.
sleep is so good that i still can not believe it’s free
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 17, 2015
35.
me when i hear my neighbor with the Trump 2016 lawn sign screaming for help pic.twitter.com/LXJmE8iFfW
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 15, 2015
36.
almost had to get really upset https://t.co/wKtc1me1h5
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 15, 2015
37.
this pumpkin tho 🎃😂 pic.twitter.com/JRJbBTWFYx
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 14, 2015
38.
don't u hate when ur out in public and the lady next to u keeps talking about herself #DemDebate
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 14, 2015
39.
"that's not how bernie would talk" this account is SASSY sanders tho…
— Sassy Sanders (@SassySenSanders) October 14, 2015
Not regular Senator Sanders, Sassy Senator Sanders. 
