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Can confirm Ben Carson was not the starting power forward for the Knicks from 1982-1987, despite the claims in his autobiography.
— Scott Cacciola (@ScottCacciola) November 7, 2015
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Or… Maybe Ben Carson wasn't really doing brain surgery at all, but inserting chips into peoples brains that makes them immune to logic.
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 7, 2015
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Back in the day, Jesus asked Ben Carson to be his 13th Disciple. #Fact
— Jade Helm Commander (@Anomaly100) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson is a Reddit troll in real life
— F6551 (@FeministaJones) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson's Stunning new Video -show how a Kangaroo made the epic Journey to Noah's Ark https://t.co/ra9aRw1D2a pic.twitter.com/KNZuHjPSVj
— Patrick M (@andendall) November 7, 2015
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On this day in 1986, Ben Carson scored 746 points vs the Egyptian Pyramids pic.twitter.com/8BAmHD4vYV
— John Lurie (@lurie_john) November 7, 2015
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God answered Ben Carson’s prayer before chemistry exam and gave him all the answers in a dream~damn i've been wasting all this time studying
— Ashley Edam (@AshleyEdam) November 7, 2015
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In his autobiography, "Gifted Hands," Ben Carson writes that he has four hands
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) November 7, 2015
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So Ben Carson is saying that the pyramids were built by Joseph to store grain..built to store grain…pyramids storing grain…lots of grain
— Ashley Edam (@AshleyEdam) November 7, 2015
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Looks like University of Illinois! Because Ben Carson got my full scholarship to West Point. pic.twitter.com/WObmIPWCdZ
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson is creepier than a single shoe on the highway.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) November 7, 2015
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Say what you will about Ben Carson, I bet he knows all the words to Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson is a brain surgeon, so i guess that goes to show that brain surgery isn’t rocket science.
— Jonathan Green (@GreenJ) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson's back story is a fabrication. He never had a violent streak. The guy was Steve Urkel. Carson invented his story to sell books.
— CDM (@RWSurferGirl) November 7, 2015
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Hey Ben Carson! Don’t want to have the press uncover the truth? Then tell the truth yourself.
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) November 7, 2015
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Right wing media & blogs have decided to play Ben Carson’s pathetic meltdown as a “liberal media hit job.” Imagine my surprise.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson: "When I was stranded on that island, my best friend was a volleyball. Look it up. It's in my bio." pic.twitter.com/uWInp2QCUx
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson saying he got a full ride to West Point just has me thinking of Uncle Rico "I can throw a football over them mountains."
— Brittany Mauricio (@mostcallmebird) November 7, 2015
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⚠️ TO EVERYONE STRUGGLING WITH SCHOOL ⚠️ BEN CARSON has a LICENSE to touch peoples' brains. if he managed that, you can do anything.
— taylor (@TaylorHiestand) November 7, 2015
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Whenever Ben Carson speaks it's like FOX NEWS' Mad Libs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015
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JUST IN: Brian Williams releases statement on Ben Carson. pic.twitter.com/RcbkBrBNLf
— Bipartisan Report (@Bipartisanism) November 7, 2015
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ok truthfully if you had to choose between voting for Donald Trump or Ben Carson how would you kill yourself
— Jhon (@JhonRules) November 7, 2015
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BREAKING: Ben Carson claims he also turned down scholarship to Hogwarts. #Slytherin
— Brett Erlich (@bretterlich) November 7, 2015
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"I thought the Sphincter was in Egypt." – Ben Carson, in med school
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 7, 2015
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Honestly, Ben Carson has an amazing life story that could only have been sullied by becoming an payday lender or a conservative politician.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 7, 2015
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we dont know if ben carson is just three toddlers in a medical coat
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 7, 2015
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seriously though we need to see ben carson's long-form medical degree
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 7, 2015
Somehow “The Ben” is turning even more awful than “The Donald.” 
