43 Sassy Comebacks To Your Family’s Annoying Questions This Thanksgiving Dinner
By Jacob Geers
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"Let the children get a plate first."
"I'm a child of God."#ThanksgivingClapBack— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) November 25, 2015
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https://twitter.com/levibernhardt/status/669736781932134400
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https://twitter.com/THNKSGVNGCLPBCK/status/669728842983055361
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https://twitter.com/ComedyPics/status/669721321534701569
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https://twitter.com/THNKSGVNGCLPBCK/status/669713501926129665
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https://twitter.com/TrellLutcher/status/669683490204463104
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https://twitter.com/THNKSGVNGCLPBCK/status/669672951311155200
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https://twitter.com/AmeriicanQueen/status/669665100933001216
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https://twitter.com/scharfezS/status/669659469400379392
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https://twitter.com/THNKSGVNGCLPBCK/status/669624856888147968
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"Why yu always quiet & never talk to family?"
"Why yu always pregnant & never got a man?" #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/rsguOmibDs
— seven🕴🏾 (@papisolokey) November 25, 2015
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https://twitter.com/blvckpapii/status/669623914771914752
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https://twitter.com/SMACKHighAL/status/669606631655641088
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https://twitter.com/blvckpapii/status/669594476881514496
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https://twitter.com/goldenlatinx/status/669553098499555329
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https://twitter.com/BigWangTheoryy/status/669539979547144192
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https://twitter.com/THNKSGVNGCLPBCK/status/669538049248858112
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https://twitter.com/Scream_MALCOLM/status/669527745391644676
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https://twitter.com/wizardkellyyyy/status/669288320380325888
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https://twitter.com/VonniMediaMogul/status/669497291359830017
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https://twitter.com/Souffle_12/status/669463839696646145
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https://twitter.com/sheluvcam/status/669413518513455104
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https://twitter.com/xxMERE/status/669379387729584128
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https://twitter.com/xxMERE/status/669373997944053760
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https://twitter.com/BLVCKDVST/status/669369431030677504
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https://twitter.com/TreMelvin/status/669367374093529088
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"I see you're single again…"
"I see you're off your diet again…" #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/MqGPQr2xMp
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) November 25, 2015
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https://twitter.com/janislut/status/669361860940959744
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https://twitter.com/ChrisLoville/status/669332073656643585
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https://twitter.com/godlyvisuals/status/669325679356325888
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https://twitter.com/DamnnGab/status/669327660447891456
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https://twitter.com/MsMeganAmbers/status/669310883101810690
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"This ya 5th year in school? You ever graduating?"
"This ya 7th year with Mr. Ray? He ever leaving his wife?"#ThanksgivingClapBack
— G.L. Lambert (@8plus9) November 25, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Thats_KeAndra/status/669303370604154880
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https://twitter.com/wyetthasspoken/status/669302771783499778
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"U have too much freedom "
"Does that explain y u had 4 kids before you was 18?
Fam: #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/LDQVf52FEh— ZD (@zheeezus) November 24, 2015
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https://twitter.com/_SydNicole/status/669298985920815104
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Aunt: You still running the street & calling it work?
Me: You still sleeping alone & calling it independence? #ThanksgivingClapBack— God's Monster (@MrMecc) November 24, 2015
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Family: When you graduating?
Me: When we find out who your dad really is. Pass the stuffing pls#ThanksgivingClapBack
— Poppa Snoop (@SirSnoops_) November 24, 2015
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Aunt: I heard your grades aint too good
Me: I heard you still living off welfare checks #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/3xXswWoqPl— lovergirl (@theonlysav1) November 24, 2015
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https://twitter.com/maiiipower/status/669284658174164992
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https://twitter.com/CorporateCoon/status/669281742650540032
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https://twitter.com/iGetNoFemales/status/669273932499955713
These are savage.