These 18 Pictures Will Make You Seriously Wonder If Joe Biden’s Teeth Are Real

1. Hello, my name is Joe Biden

Keep the faith — no, spread it. Together, we shall overcome the challenges of today.

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2. And I have some seriously shiny teeth.

Today Joe Biden turned 73! HAPPY #BIRTHDAY #joebiden

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3. Hearts might be breaking, but not my teeth.

#JoeBiden will not run for president. 📷: Getty

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4. My teeth were bright in 2008,

5. …and they are sure as hell still shiny today

#happybirthday Uncle Joe! Hope you had an amazing day. #joebiden #hb2u #forward2012

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6. Am I laughing at your teeth?

7. I can’t say.

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. 73 years old today #joebiden #martinschoeller @gq

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8. Even this cardboard cutout of me has a badass set of pearly whites.

Harper: "Joe Biden is smiling cause it's his birthday!" #joebiden

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9. My teeth are the center of every room I’m in.

10. My teeth are whiter than this vanilla ice cream cone.

How I feel after pay day. #joebiden #unclejoe #vicepresident #payday

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11. My teeth outshine the glare of any camera.

#vp # vice president #joebiden #comedyatthemovies #yolo

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12. My teeth are like me —

Hai thur Vice President Joe Biden.. #itsonussu #syracuseu #joebiden ignore my shit face.

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13. — a big f*cking deal.

14. I’m eating chocolate ice cream now

@spongemasterg I love you like Joe Biden loves ice cream. #Brothers #joebiden

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15. Cuz nothing will stain this badass teeth.

16. I’m getting older, but my teeth are only getting brighter.

17. Are these my original teeth, you ask?

I'm never gonna stop laughing at this. Happy birthday bro! #joebiden #vicepresident #vp

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18. Now, what kinda question is that?

💙#VP #JoeBiden #vicepresidentjoebiden #60minutes my hero ! @vp @drbiden would be the best First Lady !

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But seriously — are these things real?? TC mark

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