British Soldiers Storm Washington DC To ‘Save America From Donald Trump’

Flickr / Jason Bolonski
Not the actual mentioned British soldiers | Flickr / Jason Bolonski

There can be no doubt that America has had a good run as an independent country, but there are some signs that maybe it would be for the best to try being a colony again.

Well, as said by good ole’ Paul Revere, The British are coming [back]!!!” Except this time to save us?

Reporter Benny Johnson was surprised to see this contingent of British troops in Washington DC and he asked what they were doing. They responded that they were preparing to deliver America back to the warm embrace of the queen:

We saw Donald Trump was about to become President so we thought it was a good time to invade and help you out,” one soldier replied. TC mark

h/t i100 Independent

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