A Comprehensive Ranking Of The Top 18 Most Insane Things Donald Trump Has Said

Modified from Flickr / Gage Skidmore
Modified from Flickr / Gage Skidmore

With all the stupid stuff Donald Trump says, it is hard to parse the regular intensity stupid stuff with the really really stupid stuff. Here at Thought Catalog, however, we are going to attempt to do the deed of providing the world with a comprehensive ranking of the 18 most insane things Donald Trump has ever said. Buckle up.

18. Typical creepy and nonsensical Donald Trump

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

17. Donald Trump: protecting America by swindling people on rent

“I rented [Muammar Qaddafi] a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed’, but I screwed him.”

16. Yeah, whatever you say Donald

“I have a great relationship with the Blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the Blacks.”

15. The lady doth protest too much me thinks.

“Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

14. Trump talking about Megyn Kelly during the first debate

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.”

13. Donald Trump being v. creepy

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] writes as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

12. Trump’s jokes about banging his daughter are getting kinda weird

“She does have a very nice figure . . . if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

11. Not-so-casual sexism

“If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie. I mean, I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’ We’re all a little chubby, but Rosie’s just worse than most of us.”

10. More sexism

“Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.”

9. Donald Trump as a “birther”

“Why doesn’t he show his birth certificate? There’s something on that birth certificate that he doesn’t like.”

8. His “explanation” of why he opposes gay marriage

“It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

7. Trump should burn science textbooks with that Senator who carried a snowball onto the Senate floor

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York. We need global warming!”

6. You probably know this one

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

5. Yup, still more sexism

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! […] I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s’posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?”

4. Oh, now The Donald is also an anti-vaxxer

“I am being proven right about massive vaccinations — the doctors lied. Save our children and their future.”

3. That time he gave our a Senator’s personal phone number on live TV

“Let’s try it. 202-228-0292. I don’t know, it’s three or four years ago. Maybe it’s an old number.”

2. Donald Trump actually characterizing mass-shooters as “geniuses”

“Because you have sick people. [Mass-Shooters] happen to be intelligent. And, you know, they can be sick as hell and they’re geniuses in a certain way.”

1. Donald Trump thinks McCain is a big loser for being captured

“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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