1. You should be good until she starts burping!
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2. wtf
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3. Maybe ask him??
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4. Accidentally left the steamer on in your vagina?
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5. Yes.
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6. Talk to the guy a few questions up ^^
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7. I am very sex positive but…kinda concerned.
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8. Hmmm, must be a…virus…
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9. Nah, after three days the pancakes will be just fine!
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10. I’m confused.
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11. Okay, now even more confused.
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12. “…”
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13. This is a lady with her life together!
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14. Darwin says your genes aren’t going much further.
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15. Keyboard drama
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16. Sometimes the answer just comes to you!
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17. Yes, but it involves a lot of illegal drugs.
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18. How did spaghetti get in your pants…?
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19. Uhm.
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20. Try “Wingardium Leviosa?”
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21. It depends on the turtle species, I think.
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22. You have to use holy water.
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23. Photosynthesis?
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24. Make him feel cool! Always remind him that he’s an absolute stud!
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25. Talk to the dude who’s trying to summon Jesus, maybe pool resources?
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26. “STOP JUDGING ME”
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27. She is DEF at a greater risk for “stupidity”
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28. Maybe just let the maid sleep in the bed with your wife and you take the floor??
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29. 50 cal per serving
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30. Start rubbing
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31. Sounds like you got the situation under control!
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I’d like to think that all these people were full of shit. That’s what I hope, at least. 
