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#BreakUpWithThemIf they can't fart around you I mean if they can hide a simple fart think about the secrets they've been hiding
— HASHTAG PROPHET (@YahBoiSelfie) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they give you headache instead of giving you head
— EL JEFE (@kazimomar) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep comparing you to their exes
— Yaw Asante (@iamOmanhene) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they tell you you're the love of their life but their phone is… pic.twitter.com/UdpBpfJ79X
— NéNè (@apau4) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they don't get pumpkin art pic.twitter.com/KJn8fDViC3
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they guess the puzzle wrong pic.twitter.com/OirGAq4ODI
— joshingstern (@joshingstern) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they wear just a little too much makeup…😱😷😱 pic.twitter.com/XjxXE0AKRA
— The # Queen (@SinCityChiGirl) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they don't get along with your pet. pic.twitter.com/snbsIaQ2y1
— Nerd Husband (@NerdHusbandry) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they are possessed by a demon who believes that your death will satiate their alien lizard masters #TrueStory
— Jared Montana (@Jarmadillos) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they think the movie is better than the book
— Eryn (@Eryn_NotErin) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf your wife tells you to.
— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf you share the same parents
— Liao Lu (@LiaoLiaoLu) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf you wake up to them watching you while slowly stroking a butcher knife.
— Muttley Matt (@Ti_FusedCynic) October 4, 2015
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#breakupwiththemif they put no thought into gifts. pic.twitter.com/nxKzLWMQxv
— Angry Duck (@DaveHaase1) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep eating the chocolates they bought you
— Diana S (@Ddeedah) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf their FB status is 'it's complicated'
— MICHELLETHEBRAND™ (@michellemartins) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep trying to escape. You cant keep buying duct tape.
— Ayesha_No (@Ayesha_No_) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they like Vitamin Water
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@matt___nelson) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep reminding you of someone. pic.twitter.com/FUy74tIKcn
— In Related News (@InRelatedNews1) October 4, 2015
I guess you don’t have to worry about breaking up with people when you’re always single 😅. 
