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https://twitter.com/YahBoiSelfie/status/650657589772947456
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they give you headache instead of giving you head
— JR (@Twelvy_Twelvy) October 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/iamOmanhene/status/650651654388379648
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they tell you you're the love of their life but their phone is… pic.twitter.com/UdpBpfJ79X
— Nana-Yaw (@apau4) October 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/650651028724031488
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https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/650647461753712641
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https://twitter.com/SinCityChiGirl/status/650640117858566144
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they don't get along with your pet. pic.twitter.com/snbsIaQ2y1
— Adam Wilson / CalmPassion.org (@AdamCalmPassion) October 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Jarmadillos/status/650633695322238976
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they think the movie is better than the book
— Eryn was over on the bench (@Eryn_NotErin) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf your wife tells you to.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf you share the same parents
— Dude (@LiaoLiaoLu) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf you wake up to them watching you while slowly stroking a butcher knife.
— Matt (@CrankyCyborg) October 4, 2015
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#breakupwiththemif they put no thought into gifts. pic.twitter.com/nxKzLWMQxv
— Angry Duck (@DaveHaase1) October 4, 2015
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep eating the chocolates they bought you
— Dee S (@Ddeedah) October 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/michellemartins/status/650616944874377216
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https://twitter.com/Ayesha_No_/status/650616815320723456
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https://twitter.com/matt___nelson/status/650668273177112576
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#BreakUpWithThemIf they keep reminding you of someone. pic.twitter.com/FUy74tIKcn
— In Related News (@InRelatedNews1) October 4, 2015
I guess you don’t have to worry about breaking up with people when you’re always single 😅. 
